'Depot Buys Max,' Nation's Office-Supply-Loving Teens Text Frantically To One Another http://t.co/KaDbXrZH8W

Looks like I got pretty well irl trolled by the chinese.

Libra: Before the week is out you'll have something to be proud of; it's related to the way you subdue a heated confrontation.

BREAKING: World Surrenders To North Korea http://t.co/LOecD95R

Libra: Stay close to people you can count on to defend you; someone with a gripe is about to confront you and you'll need support.

Tired.

5-Year-Old Alabama Boy Misses Fun 'Bunker Grandpa' http://t.co/wlWotaTQ

Long long day.

Company Posts Job Listing As If Position Not Already Filled By Existing Employee's Friend http://t.co/bDrGaO70

Libra: A friend's dark mood lifts, putting you in a more cheerful frame of mind. Now you're ready to set a schedule for the week. (RGA)

Blargh. Too early.

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