Oh man. This guys presentation i'm listening to is in the style of dr seuss

I guess the hardest part of any job is maintaining enough self control to not throw the thing you have to look at all day out of a window.

Great. My phone just got a corrupted screen and reset itself. :|

They disabled my ability to run live update on symantec and instead have it updating automatically for me. I feel so emasculated and cheated on.

Why does windows just seriously refuse to work correctly? Why am i forced to use this pos operating system? Why why why ;_;

Eliminated

Yawnrg

Yay. I made it into sundays round :)

Sunburned again. Second time in 8 days.

Looks like a car is on fire on the interstate

Bart. I'm piss.

Poke!

How come people only comment on my lame posts on here? And then they don't say anything about the really great ones like this.

The streets are flooded! Shoa.

**** ___

Irc withdrawals. :| itchy fingers. Ahh.

Louisiana!

Vacationrg!

Omg. Did spotify seriously just happen? Yes. Yes it did. Get ready for everything to change.

Its hot.

Mr bob dobalina

My soul is sad. :/

Good tea. Nice house.

I has a sunburn :( -vom-

I has a sunburn :( -vom-

Google+ is way better than Facebook because those guys have way more experience at data mining their users.

Ughhh. Somehow i should have known that eating the cookie dough which touched raw meat would turn out to be a shitty idea.

ladybirdj: Canoodle is a good name for the miniature sex doll I just made out of my leftover spaghetti.

With great prowess comes great response.

The less i bug test my code the better i think it works.