Merry christmas!

Mood In Car Takes Grim Turn After Dad Misses Exit http://t.co/VskgPKU6

It's best if you don't get involved in a dispute among fellow workers; you'd love saving the situation, but it's not on you.

This Avril Lavigne album is about to make me cry.

Ways To Wait Out Hurricane Sandy http://t.co/QNEGG36i

Nation Suddenly Remembers Simple Comforts Of Having Out-Of-Touch White Man Run Country http://t.co/1OP4iey7

Here are some tips to help protect you and your loved ones during a hurricane: http://t.co/JGEotkYB #Sandy

When is Halloween this year?

You make a positive impact today just by showing up and being yourself; your social skills are the plus a meeting needs.

"I am the pice of shit you stepped in on your way to work. I am the vomit you hurl when you are sick." - Donald Trump http://t.co/j1TK2fh0

"I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life." - Donald Trump http://t.co/FVPREAWw

Libra: Keeping your balance is ever a tricky proposition, never more than when you're asked to extend yourself above and beyond.

Holding on to your ethics is something worth doing.

Wow. It seems a little early to be heading off to work. Didn't I just get off work and go to sleep?

"Finally, a device more convenient than the iPad and less convenient than the iPhone!" http://t.co/czyOnqtN

Maybe she's born with it, maybe the military conducted experiments on her to create the perfect killing machine and succeeded all too well.

Libra: Your zest for a project may wane, but you can still be wonderfully effective; following a sudden hunch works in your favour.

The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge (in stores everywhere tomorrow) presents its definitive entry: Heaven http://t.co/orOrrHSc

If religion is the opiate of the masses, politics is the amphetamine of the asses. - C. Anderson

Libra: Are your aspirations rooted in reality or are you weaving a web of magical, mystical nonsense? Get a grip on balancing the dream.

TheOnion: Backup Spatula Always Ready To Go In Case The Unthinkable Happens http://t.co/1elD3z4Z

Watching the new Spiderman.

FWD: @TheOnion: Area Man Spends Absurd Amount Of Time Trying To Pick Up Penny | For More Local News: http://t.co/unuInHGl

Right on. Heh.

One more pun and I'm pulling out my gun. - Fox Mulder

Work is driving me nuts today. Who knew that file layouts could be so bizarre.

Libra: Stay ahead of things by getting an early start; this one action sets the rhythm for the rest of the day and into tomorrow.

Blender Left On To Blend Cat http://t.co/FKzCIlSk

Libra: Is there a law against having fun while working; if you love your job or keep flowers at your desk you're ahead of the game.

We all failed you.

Shoa.

Yawnrg.

You do best when you're feeling up to par physically, that means eating a nourishing breakfast to fool you throughout the day.

Aaaaahh!

Paid afternoon off :-)

Your basic difficulty is figuring out how to mesh various aspects of a project; with help from a colleague you'll succeed.

Your Horoscopes - Week Of October 9, 2012 http://t.co/G4SQEN4S

Richard Stallman looks quite a bit like a gnu himself.

Libra: Because you have a good professional relationship with a certain person, you're able to help a friend avoid getting caught.

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Top Weekend Story: Man Who Cried Himself To Sleep Last Night Has Some Great Ideas For Growing Company's Brand http://t.co/2z2gJXtB

FWD: @TheJamieLee: Taken 3: All Took Up!, Taken 4: Given Back, Taken 5: Reward For Returning?, Taken 6: You Want HOW Much?, Taken 7: Daughter's Not Worth It

Thats a nice piece of ash.

Mellow Mushroom!

Well I'm sorry, but maybe you should have clarified your use case before you told me to "wok the dog".

Two hour conference call that doesn't directly apply to me but I am required to attend. What a weird job!

WFH! Libra: Can you avoid going in to work today, perhaps work from home or take a mental health day? If you can you'll flourish.

TheJamieLee: I just stapled something IN Staples. Prrrrretty meta.

Linux makes me the least mad of any other thing at all.

Spot on > Libra: You're a master at handling unpleasant workplace situations with finesse, that's why you'll be called on to handle one now.

ladybirdj: Spec Script: Franklin, my dear, I don't give a Bash ;/ fin

Big Bird was mentioned in tonight's presidential debate. Big Bird is a character from the children's show 'Sesame Street.'

Lets just let clinton run everything again.

VIDEO: How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election http://t.co/Z4StiNrj

Alarm didn't work this morning. Thing is, I find that even more alarming.

I'm so meta, even this acronym.

Soon entering a world where kids will carry around petabytes and complain about how little they can store compared to their friends.

Libra: Today is all about your relationships - your friends, family & anyone else important to you.

Best work day ever!

Happy birthmonth Libras!