Yea, sleep. Anytime you want. Just you and me. Whats that? Thats what I THOUGHT

Nomgolian Grill

Hardly anyone here at work but us Charles Dickens.

Can hardly sleep. Doesn't feel right to be so far away.

Yawn. Lonrgy.

Waking up in the night wondering why she isn't in my arms. Bawww.

Heh. Christmas. Right on.

@ladybirdj: The Baby It's Cold Outside girl was reverse psychologizing that dude to get him into her lair and make a suit out of his skin.

@SarahKSilverman: I initially balked at the allegation but I realize it's true: I'd very much like to declare war on Christmas.

@TheOnion: Acid Trip Better Planned Than Vacation http://t.co/iPLfzqJ6 #OnionTravel

Finally about to start boarding Longest layover ever I got so bored i exchanged a dollar fifty to buy a euro just so that i could see it

Sniffle sniffle :(

This airport is not made for exhausted people.

So sleep deprived. Come on spike, don't cry in an airport.

Wow.

RIGHT ON.

YES

NO DESIRE TO GO HOME AT ALL. NONE

:3 SO COMF COMF

LIFE IS HARD.

**** JUST GOT REAL

I AM SO BAD

I FORGOT TO DO MY LAST UPDATE IN CAPS. SORRY. IT IS NOTHING PERSONAL.

Chillin in the hotel motel sloozy days in.

Wee.

BOB DOMN. ON O SOCOND PLONE FOR THO DOY. :-)

WARRGARHBLL

FWD: @TheOnion: Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies http://t.co/nb32o4qH #OurAnnualYear #SciTech

So excite!

FWD: @TheOnion: Jim Morrison Foundation Awards $50,000 Grant To Little Shit Who Thinks He's A Poet http://t.co/8ecDwJLw #OurAnnualYear #entertainment

Such a lot of material for this final.

NRG IS GETTIN UPSET!

Oh man. I don't know if i've ever been this stressed out before.

I <3 Samantha Catalina!

Blah. Looks like no class. Baw.

Oh man. I might have to settle for a B in this class.

Pew! pew! pew!

Brr it is so cold!

Embedded systems is the coolest class ever.

The star that burns twice as bright lasts half as long, and you have burned so very brightly...

I am in the ZONE.

I don't know if i hope my team is presenting today or not. Would like to get it out of the way, but would also like to be prepared at all first.

If someone steals your coffee consider yourself coffee mugged.

Agh!

Libra: Keeping the day low key helps rejuvenate your body and mind; if the weather permits go out to soak in the beauties of nature.

Awkward thanksgiving.

FWD: @ladybirdj: I think of Newt Gingrich the same way I think of Kevin Smith in that I don't think either of them should be in charge of anything.

My new vps rocks. No more embarrassing pingouts or down time!

Thats it. I'm going home.

Yellow swans why do you sound so good?

TheOnion: Obama's Aunt Sends Him Article Mentioning United States http://t.co/CJO8pPNO #OnionFamily

Libra: Pacing yourself is important; take stress brakes during the day to keep your mind clear and your body refreshed. (RGA)

Dre 2001 Is such a perfect ego boosting and wonderfully sexist album.

Where are all the good pens?!

Hey godaddy i understand you are pretty happy i bought that domain. You can stop spamming me 8 times a day now.

Wtf is up with this machine. Maybe it is overheating. I should stop sleeping with it. I'm probably covering the main vent.

Stress level: decreasing. , awesome short urls i own: increasing.

Libra: It's great to have so many pieces of technology to help with a job, but don't let that rob you of your creativity! Lol.

I guess that means it is lightening bolts time.

Great. Emergency website work to do when i get home.

YES

Oh man. Everyone wish me luck today in about two and a half hours. Huge one on one meeting with my regional director.

FWD: @meganamram: Quick q: how much blood is supposed to be outside your intern's body

Performance review tomorrow. Good thing i've been doing a ton of work and overtime each week. I wish meatspace was more like irc.

Forgot badge to get into the office in my coat at home. Embarrassment level: rising.

David lynch. How dare you do this to me.

Sweater shopping! Hurray. I love navigating game day traffic.

FWD: @TheOnion: Sports: Eli Manning Throws Big-Boy Touchdown http://t.co/5Hvm4KVF

11.11.11

Anxiety attack i guess.

Suddenly i'm feeling super sick at work. Like i'm gunna puke.

Tomorrow is 111111

Dr dre 2001 makes my ego shift left each time i listen to it.

FWD: @TheOnion: Local Girlfriend Always Wants To Do Stuff http://t.co/Ew5dkzfs #OnionAdventure

Oh haii facebook.

Did i not tell you that i'm not like that?

My phone decided to update my alarm back an hour with the time change. Hurray. I love getting up early. This is my favorite damn thing.

The power can come back on any time now. Its not like i wanted to watch star trek all day or anything. Actually it is exactly like that.

My ears are still ringing.

Yes I can.

My arm still hurts three years after that fall. :<

FWD: @TheOnion: NEWSWIRE: Third Time The Charm For Man Trying To Eat Skittle Off Of Moving Model Train http://t.co/avtLyNfT

Score! I found coffee downstairs. ;-)

Dog a. Dog b. Dog c. Dog d. Doggy!

Wtf at gmails new look. Spike is gettin upset!

Every time i talk to my mom it is a half hour lecture on why it would be a huge mistake to not go to graduate school.

Ten minutes looking for this phone.

The adds themself generate income. Its complex.

FWD: @TheOnion: NEWSWIRE: Panicked Crossing Guard Drags Dead Third-Grader To Adjacent Intersection http://t.co/W2i9yn61

FWD: @TheOnion: Newly Deployed Soldier Has Dreamed Of Fighting In Afghan War Since He Was Little Kid http://t.co/YUHq6Bpj

Why is everything so hard?

Why is everything s hard?

Oh man. I am feeling really sick out of nowhere. Am i seriously this stressed out? Maybe i'm getting food poisoning or something

Carrying a dead deer up a hill in the dark.

Eric schmidt is babby.

Embedded design midterm :<

Blarg.

SkrrryEEgherRR!!

Breaking bad is one awesome and depressing show.

Do you remember the bedroom? Was it your cell, or was it your tomb?

I do declare today's date 2b in hex.

FWD: @meganamram: My uncle's so funny, he made me pee his pants!

The bus smells like mota today.

Ow.

Time horizons.

FWD: @TheOnion: Man Born With Stupid, Goddamn Face You Just Want To Punch #OnionNewsNetwork http://t.co/805SieIW

Best. Lab. Ever.

Microsoft has finally discontinued the 5-yr old Zune media player, their failed attempt at taking on Apple's iPod. - rip zune

Where is your gpa on your resume? Great. Just great. Gah.

Oh man. NRG! You shouldn't have.

<3 Deadmau5

Joie de vivre!

Yes!

Spike is gettin upset!

I just did the ballsiest thing ever

I think i somehow forgot to use shampoo this morning. D:

Circadian rythm officially set. \m/

The guy who invented doritos died :(

Ow.

I'm so tired that i'm like extra alert.

Google CEO Eric Schmidt faces a Senate panel today in the opening rounds of what may become an anti-trust investigation. :>

Woo open google plus.

Ugh.

Maybe i'll take myself on a date to the mongolian grill.

This bus driver always smiles at me like he knows who i am. But it seems like he does the same thing to every passenger. very disarming

As soon as someone starts a pot of coffee in this place my mood is going to be a lot better.

Oh man. Carla is a recruiter of foreigners. Face palm.

Agh! I feel like i need to sleep for about three full days.

I can't stop yawning. Omg.

Oh my. I didn't even get o present today what a shame. I was really looking forward to do doing that.

Oh man. I love when i would be on time for class but the bus leaves early because it is full this is my favorite thing

Dvorak layout users unite! We are the ubermensch.

FWD: @meganamram: If you're an amputee and you know it, clap your hand

I hunger.

Bus is my friend. I love bus.

FWD: @ladybirdj: If I nod my head at you as we pass on the street, I'm thinking, "You get to live."

Fell asleep with a full an cooked bag of popcorn next to my face. What does it mean?

I don't know if this battery is really old or if this phone is just super demanding.

FWD: @TheOnion: "When people read Comic Sans, the same areas in the brain light up as when they view fat people or penguins." http://t.co/FDE9Ca9

I think i got my bosses cold

Wow. Had a nightmare within a two deep layered dream. I was driving my mom around in her car and suddenly there was a wall of water.

Bus! Agh! I wish i could just ride ship.

First class of the semester. Honors embedded design. :| hey at least its not low power systems

Firefox 6 is fast >:)

Of course after memorizing all this pi i'd hang up the phone at exactly three fourteen am

Two hundred and one digits memorized. Now for the next hundred.

I had a terrible dream that i was taking a test that didn't make any sense. And a bunch of other intimidating things. lots of 1 fin fish

I had the weirrrrddest dreams!

Thunder and lightening so intense i unplugged my computers and ac.

It is hot.

I love my job.

Today my boss is typing a lot. And he hasn't gone for tea once!

I bet its really hard to have a good relationship. I've only ran into a couple in my life. With my car.

The temp in the cab of my car went to 106.5 whilst driving to work.

Oh man. This guys presentation i'm listening to is in the style of dr seuss

I guess the hardest part of any job is maintaining enough self control to not throw the thing you have to look at all day out of a window.

Great. My phone just got a corrupted screen and reset itself. :|

They disabled my ability to run live update on symantec and instead have it updating automatically for me. I feel so emasculated and cheated on.

Why does windows just seriously refuse to work correctly? Why am i forced to use this pos operating system? Why why why ;_;

Eliminated

Yawnrg

Yay. I made it into sundays round :)

Sunburned again. Second time in 8 days.

Looks like a car is on fire on the interstate

Bart. I'm piss.

Poke!

How come people only comment on my lame posts on here? And then they don't say anything about the really great ones like this.

The streets are flooded! Shoa.

**** ___

Irc withdrawals. :| itchy fingers. Ahh.

Louisiana!

Vacationrg!

Omg. Did spotify seriously just happen? Yes. Yes it did. Get ready for everything to change.

Its hot.

Mr bob dobalina

My soul is sad. :/

Good tea. Nice house.

I has a sunburn :( -vom-

I has a sunburn :( -vom-

Google+ is way better than Facebook because those guys have way more experience at data mining their users.

Ughhh. Somehow i should have known that eating the cookie dough which touched raw meat would turn out to be a shitty idea.

ladybirdj: Canoodle is a good name for the miniature sex doll I just made out of my leftover spaghetti.

With great prowess comes great response.

The less i bug test my code the better i think it works.

Swing! Why won't you paint when I want you to! You pos.

After those dreams its hard to know what to make of reality.

My boss seems like he's fighting the code he's working on a few cubicles over.

Are we there yet?

But with the blast shield down i can't even see, how am i supposed to fight

How come the person in the cubicle next to you always has the most annoying voice. Office space got it so right.

I want cookie dough.

Pan sonic is an interesting way to wake up

TheOnion: It's tempting to use liquor as a cure for insomnia, but be warned: Liquor is quite expensive. http://onion.com/9CANij #InsomniaTips

Wesley crushers real name has been on the tip of my tongue for over an hour now.

TheOnion: Ritalin Cures Next Picasso http://onion.com/doBeyK #OnionHealth

What should i write about on this tech blog.

What is with my bank. There is on way i spent that much.

Breaking into C++ without training and on the fly with only a text editor has been challenging but awesome.

I can't think of any good way to bail on work today to play fallout 3. Guess i'm gunma have to in to the office.

I want to google all over your Facebook while you tweet over your blog. Can you digg it?

The pringles guy would be a horrifying daycare worker. 'Once you pop, you can't stop.'

Is wondering what people would care to read about on a tech blog. Maybe i could just talk about one or two tech articles per day that i like

Porn is like a short film with no element of suspense.

This hour has seemed like about four hours.

In love :)!

Feeling so healthy.

Just watched 'hackers' again. What a srediculously funny movie.

Why did i leave that rotting chicken breast in the trunk of my car? Now there are flies everywhere. Plus the smell is pretty bad.

Lost my can opener last week so i've just been cutting these chili cans open with a knife.

Now what do i want for dinner.

The more things change the more the stay the same.

I just realized that the wind moving through three trees and leaves makes a sound in between white and pink noise.

I swear i thought of something real witty to say earlier.

I can't believe the dream i had.

meganamram: I've enjoyed my orgies so much more since I've started playing the music from Tetris softly in the background

Just slept for 14 hours in a row :-)

MrsRupertPupkin: I wish I smoked. I really want to go outside.

Three day weekend. Time to make some reall unbearable harsh noise.

:>

Nearly just ripped my thumbnail off on accident. So much so that the back of the nail is bleeding. Awesome.

))<>((

meganamram: HELP I'VE BEEN LATHERING RISING AND REPEATING FOR SIX YEARS SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME

This wine is so bitter yet free.

Graduation of my longest friend today

TheOnion: Total eradication of all life on planet barely avoided for another day. No word yet on tomorrow #OnionReview http://bit.ly/lQOvv5

Online meetings rock my socks.

Full on dalai lama all the way. What does it mean.

Last test of the semester. Wish me pass. Heh. Right on.

Wow. Korea. Trees and fields and everything. Just as i imagined it.

TheOnion: NEWSWIRE: Vomiting Woman Sorry http://onion.com/cor9x7

AHHHHH!

I've been trying to figure this out all year and what a standard deviation is finally just made sense to me.

~(0_0)~

Oh no. We are dead. It is dead day.

Last class of the semenster. Heh heh heh

Which for the lasers, safe as ____.

Yea. I can totally pass stats. Its all self actualization.

Nagunna go to work today. Instead, the stats drill i have been skipping all semester to go to work. I am so bad. >:o

The semesters here keep getting shorter and more difficult

Totally forgot what i wanted to say.

Conference call in five minutes :-)

Osama been dead

Dystopia

Great. Presentation tomorrow. Hurray!

I just noticed that i get 18 an hour overtime now. Totally working a little late today.

Lately i've been able to stay lucid through multiple rem cycles in a row. Its pretty great.

Late! I'm late and i couldn't find any clean socks. Bawww. My feet are itchy. The stench. The stench. The stench.

Yay. Keys were in car.

Lets protest all this rain by self immolation.

the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best

Whattttt. I have never ever seen a storm line slam NW arkansas so hard.

Had a dream that a guy in a white coat injected phenobarbital into my right wrist. I passed out from it in dream so hard that i woke up

Hello how are you doing today. Would you like to go get some soup? I would like to go get some soup with you yes i would like that a lot.

:|

He's not so shaggy.

Passed that test i failed :-)

Is tired of doing this everyday and getting nowhere.

5058223172

Is feeling better today

E.g.lycolel

Will this sickness never end? Maybe the doctor can get me some aunty bio-ticks.

Hah. Sick enough that i forgot not only my pencils but my whole backpack and notebook as well.

Sick spike is sick. Ah.liaiagbag

is going to have to email in sick to work today.

Ugh. Maybe this is a flu. I feel pretty damn bad.

Has a cold. :-(

I feel like i ate something bad.

TheOnion: Qaddafi Asks Closest Advisers If They Think He's A Bad Person http://onion.com/fJ1FAS

DT SUCKS

I hate when i do so badly on a test that it takes me like half an hour of sitting in my car to calm down about it.

For a population, as the sample size n increases the sampling frequency of the mean becomes more normal with a std err of sigma over root n

First we will dehumanize the subject by calling them data.

RPG. Rhyme propelled grenade.

Who shot that glock out the window? Prepay now!

Well that went well. The teacher didn't even disparage my team during our presentation that much

I do not like public speaking.

TheOnion: [audio] Infant Doing Everything In Her Power To Save Parents' Relationship http://onion.com/eMOrCA

Wednesday is such a weird looking word, i'm still not sure i like it.

TheOnion: Your Horoscopes - Week Of March 29, 2011 http://onion.com/hOCT4i

So angry.

Wow. I'm spending a lot of money today :| and almost none of it is for anything fun

Rain! Come on. Rain. Ahhhhh.

TheOnion: Nuclear Energy Advocates Insist U.S. Reactors Completely Safe Unless Something Bad Happens http://onion.com/faN648

Waka Waka. Ay! Ay! o o o o o o o

I can't think of anything witty to write today.

i've been looking at screens so much lately that for the first time in my life i don't really want to go fix the router

If charlie sheen was a ____ he'd be charlie ____.

xbren: Top Ranking CIA Operatives Admit Al-qaeda Is a Complete Fabrication - http://tinyurl.com/2paz2u

Nervous :|. Its a good thing suit coats make me feel more confident

I just realized mr orange told mr white he was a cop because he wanted mr white to kill him.

<3 a flock of seagulls

<3 merzbow, best noise artist there is/was/ever.will.be

Best programming assignment ever. Almost no sleep in days ^_^

~~~~~~~~~shoa

#I #am #so #sick #of #people #using #too #many #hash #tags

Oh boy. The horrible stats test from thursday continues today ^_^;

Anyone else in NW AR feel that 4.7 earthquake last night from greenbrier?

Brrrr

****

Stats test. Will someone remind me why i never do the homework for math classes?

I figure i have ten hours of homework to do in the next two days. And 5 hours or so of time to do it in. Gunna really have to use all i got.

Finally i can eat at subway without feeling like a traitor

BABY WANTS TO FUUUUUUU

If i leave a really cool comment on here i'll get lots of responses.

TheOnion: Nation Sickened By Sight Of Happy Young Couple

So much work.

A hundred and thirty five bucks for a paperback. Seriously?

I don't check my phone for a day and i have 65 texts :|

Snow my goodness.

Around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world

Oh man. I made it to town :-)

Oh man. I hope the power stays on this week.

Why didnrg't i chanrg my phonrg?

Arf

Omg. >:)

Last night making sandwhiches. Awesome.

Acxiom. FTW. 8)

Come on bus. Don't tell me you got iced in now that i made it to campus.

Tinrged

Whoo. Real world here i come!

AHHHHH.

Omggg the dsl connection here is down. How do people live like this?