I feel faint.

Dr. Dre 2001 appears to be my power album.

Not wanting to pay my tuition and fees. I swear its like paying for stress.

How can i still feel like i need to puke when i haven't even eaten anything today?

Got myself fired from my fourth job this morning. Hurray!

Libra: You could overreact but keeping a lid on your emotions works better in this instance; calmly state why you're dissatisfied.

Lunch is on me!

Suprise food poisoning. Its like a suprise birthday party where something invited everything you ever ate.

Oh man. That went swimmingly. :3

Libra: While you're trying to make nice with everyone, someone behind the scenes is working to undermine these efforts; find them!

Blah.

Great. Got glow paint on my best suit. :<

TheOnion: No One Notices Price Of Stamps Now $30 #OnionReview http://t.co/KfovncFQ

The first day back is always the worst for my social anxiety.

TheOnion: Massive Oil Spill Results In Improved Wildlife Viscosity http://t.co/vR7EYidB #OnionTheBeach

What groceries should i get tonight? Come on crowdsource dinner.

MrsRupertPupkin: Kinda in the mood to shoot guns or get engaged.

YES

Boss just left for the day.

Ugh!

I miss that girl.

Duct tape! You have failed me for the last time. The emperor is not as .forgiving. as i am.

How in the world could the router have fallen out of the window again?

Talk about a Kodak moment.

It sure is hard to motivate to go to work with a cold in tow and a job i can do just as well at home.

FWD: @TheOnion: RT @ONN: [video] Surgeon General announces as long as you only smoke while drinking you're "basically fine." http://t.co/iUOJrPq6

Totally left my wallet at home on the day I was going to in grocery shopping. Good thing i love rice, and weevils! :-)

Sick. Lonely.