Ten minutes looking for this phone.

The adds themself generate income. Its complex.

FWD: @TheOnion: NEWSWIRE: Panicked Crossing Guard Drags Dead Third-Grader To Adjacent Intersection http://t.co/W2i9yn61

FWD: @TheOnion: Newly Deployed Soldier Has Dreamed Of Fighting In Afghan War Since He Was Little Kid http://t.co/YUHq6Bpj

Why is everything so hard?

Why is everything s hard?

Oh man. I am feeling really sick out of nowhere. Am i seriously this stressed out? Maybe i'm getting food poisoning or something

Carrying a dead deer up a hill in the dark.

Eric schmidt is babby.

Embedded design midterm :<

Blarg.

SkrrryEEgherRR!!

Breaking bad is one awesome and depressing show.

Do you remember the bedroom? Was it your cell, or was it your tomb?

I do declare today's date 2b in hex.

FWD: @meganamram: My uncle's so funny, he made me pee his pants!

The bus smells like mota today.

Ow.

Time horizons.

FWD: @TheOnion: Man Born With Stupid, Goddamn Face You Just Want To Punch #OnionNewsNetwork http://t.co/805SieIW

Best. Lab. Ever.

Microsoft has finally discontinued the 5-yr old Zune media player, their failed attempt at taking on Apple's iPod. - rip zune

Where is your gpa on your resume? Great. Just great. Gah.

Oh man. NRG! You shouldn't have.