We put a whiteboard in your car so that you can derive while you drive.

UPSET

Chmod 777 ../*

The black cashier thought i asked for a bong.

Fuck i'm so tired

Lost my sd card adapters in a most peculiar way. Found out after an hour search they are worth about one cent new.

Go alabama!

The best part about work is i can relax without feeling like i should be studying/homework

Twittershit

Yay. Time for work

With the semitone at plus one point eight avril lavigne sounds about 12

Bob loblaw lobs law bomb

I lost my powerade bottle >:(

Tuesday is the worst day because it doesn't have an n r or g

Hip hop and you don't stop.