climagic: New Year's resolution: 80x24

I got a helpin' cat today.

I'm Duncan Donuts of the clan Donuts.

Out of the house for the first time in a while. Why are all these horseless carriages zooming around?

Man On Verge Of Self-Realization Instead Turns To God http://t.co/VN6W087D

Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement http://t.co/f1Nkq7JH

I hope they don't make extended versions of these hobbit movies.

"I think you'll like The Hobbit even if you haven't read the original Denny's menu, but some parts won't make sense." http://t.co/19RweleG

Peter Jackson's 'The Hobbit' Stays Faithful To Original Book, Denny's Menu http://t.co/mpo6ZG6J

Wow. This is one long ass hobbit tale.

Christmas and New Year are never going to be the same again will they? Every year I'll just be forced to think of what happened.

Libra: You can glide along with a carefree, unworried mind or sit tearing your hair out; it's up to you to decide which way your day will go

Ho, Ho, Ho! 9/11 Was An Inside Job! | Commentary By Santa Claus http://t.co/OsbiHSye

Radiohead Denies Influencing Local Band http://t.co/aFCRQdvN

When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee; that's a moray.

About to watch the life of pi with the sweetheart.

Friday friday. Gotta git down on friday.

Libra: Keep working to get all your jobs done and dusted before the Christmas hits; don't be frantic, just press steadily forward.

DO: Feed your baby calcium rich breast milk, so it develops strong horse-resistant bones http://t.co/qpRHUaLp #InfantSafetyTips

Sitting in the front seat. Chillin in the back seat. Which seat do I take?

I'm so tired.

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I can't get that Rebecca Black song 'Friday' out of my head. Pretty sure I'm in hell.

Presentation today went really well. What a relief.

Take a day away from work and the people you encounter there to review those relationships. Are they all worth keeping?

OnionAdCzar: Just click on this link, clicks on the ads in the link, and I can buy myself a new car http://t.co/90rd6FtL

Keeping the day low key helps rejuvenate your body and mind; if the weather permits go out to soak in the beauties of nature.

Wooo. Group meeting time. My favorite.

I'm drunk off half a beer! Wooo!

NRG @ Bar.

"I wish we lived in a world where you can get a spike of energy and not die." - 5-Hour Energy CEO http://t.co/LYqpS2xZ

I don't even like this Skyrim game. I'll just play it a few more hours...

Whenever I light a candle all I can see in it are the memories of all my dead friends staring back at me.

Watching Rámbo 3

Obama: 'I Will Allow 10 States To Secede, But No More' http://t.co/wqsI488L

Socializinrg.

At the dmv.

"This is your kingdom now, Little Debbie. Rule with mercy." http://t.co/TYOsinSj

Welcome mats are a gateway rug

Welcome mats are a gateway rug

'The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge' Presents Its Definitive Entry: Facebook http://t.co/0BnIMekm

Reality is hideous. Convert any image into beautiful computer data thanks to The Onion Dehumanizer http://t.co/xjS6F5J6

Keeping things balanced is an eternal struggle, even for a harmony seeker like you; today make sure your priorities are set.

This is about the most I've had to pee in entire life.

The time for a decision is closing in; if you've been courted by a rival company or opportunity, weigh all options wisely.

So tired of interfacing with everyone in the company.

Ugh. I really hope they were planning for this work trip so be expensed. I can't cover this.

First beer in a long while.

Thank goodness for shit umbrellas. This is exactly the type of thing that makes me not want to own my own business.

So much stress.

Tresnet 2012!

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Wow. What horrid driving conditions.

TNG blurays currently blowing my mind.

Long ass day.

Cold car is cold.

Water water everywhere and not a lot to drink.

Nation Unsure Which Candidate's Plan To Destroy The Environment Will Create More Jobs http://t.co/c7Q21cK3

Go at your own pace now, even if it's slowing down; you can't expect to be in top form every hour of every day.

We're all mad here. - L. C.

Aa..

America's Roommates Launch 'One Vote Doesn't Matter' Campaign http://t.co/JLxEeh6i #DontVote

Agent Dogbert.

Merry christmas!

Mood In Car Takes Grim Turn After Dad Misses Exit http://t.co/VskgPKU6

It's best if you don't get involved in a dispute among fellow workers; you'd love saving the situation, but it's not on you.

This Avril Lavigne album is about to make me cry.

Ways To Wait Out Hurricane Sandy http://t.co/QNEGG36i

Nation Suddenly Remembers Simple Comforts Of Having Out-Of-Touch White Man Run Country http://t.co/1OP4iey7

Here are some tips to help protect you and your loved ones during a hurricane: http://t.co/JGEotkYB #Sandy

When is Halloween this year?

You make a positive impact today just by showing up and being yourself; your social skills are the plus a meeting needs.

"I am the pice of shit you stepped in on your way to work. I am the vomit you hurl when you are sick." - Donald Trump http://t.co/j1TK2fh0

"I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life." - Donald Trump http://t.co/FVPREAWw

Libra: Keeping your balance is ever a tricky proposition, never more than when you're asked to extend yourself above and beyond.

Holding on to your ethics is something worth doing.

Wow. It seems a little early to be heading off to work. Didn't I just get off work and go to sleep?

"Finally, a device more convenient than the iPad and less convenient than the iPhone!" http://t.co/czyOnqtN

Maybe she's born with it, maybe the military conducted experiments on her to create the perfect killing machine and succeeded all too well.

Libra: Your zest for a project may wane, but you can still be wonderfully effective; following a sudden hunch works in your favour.

The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge (in stores everywhere tomorrow) presents its definitive entry: Heaven http://t.co/orOrrHSc

If religion is the opiate of the masses, politics is the amphetamine of the asses. - C. Anderson

Libra: Are your aspirations rooted in reality or are you weaving a web of magical, mystical nonsense? Get a grip on balancing the dream.

TheOnion: Backup Spatula Always Ready To Go In Case The Unthinkable Happens http://t.co/1elD3z4Z

Watching the new Spiderman.

FWD: @TheOnion: Area Man Spends Absurd Amount Of Time Trying To Pick Up Penny | For More Local News: http://t.co/unuInHGl

Right on. Heh.

One more pun and I'm pulling out my gun. - Fox Mulder

Work is driving me nuts today. Who knew that file layouts could be so bizarre.

Libra: Stay ahead of things by getting an early start; this one action sets the rhythm for the rest of the day and into tomorrow.

Blender Left On To Blend Cat http://t.co/FKzCIlSk

Libra: Is there a law against having fun while working; if you love your job or keep flowers at your desk you're ahead of the game.

We all failed you.

Shoa.

Yawnrg.

You do best when you're feeling up to par physically, that means eating a nourishing breakfast to fool you throughout the day.

Aaaaahh!

Paid afternoon off :-)

Your basic difficulty is figuring out how to mesh various aspects of a project; with help from a colleague you'll succeed.

Your Horoscopes - Week Of October 9, 2012 http://t.co/G4SQEN4S

Richard Stallman looks quite a bit like a gnu himself.

Libra: Because you have a good professional relationship with a certain person, you're able to help a friend avoid getting caught.

:-(:-(:-(:-(

:(

Top Weekend Story: Man Who Cried Himself To Sleep Last Night Has Some Great Ideas For Growing Company's Brand http://t.co/2z2gJXtB

FWD: @TheJamieLee: Taken 3: All Took Up!, Taken 4: Given Back, Taken 5: Reward For Returning?, Taken 6: You Want HOW Much?, Taken 7: Daughter's Not Worth It

Thats a nice piece of ash.

Mellow Mushroom!

Well I'm sorry, but maybe you should have clarified your use case before you told me to "wok the dog".

Two hour conference call that doesn't directly apply to me but I am required to attend. What a weird job!

WFH! Libra: Can you avoid going in to work today, perhaps work from home or take a mental health day? If you can you'll flourish.

TheJamieLee: I just stapled something IN Staples. Prrrrretty meta.

Linux makes me the least mad of any other thing at all.

Spot on > Libra: You're a master at handling unpleasant workplace situations with finesse, that's why you'll be called on to handle one now.

ladybirdj: Spec Script: Franklin, my dear, I don't give a Bash ;/ fin

Big Bird was mentioned in tonight's presidential debate. Big Bird is a character from the children's show 'Sesame Street.'

Lets just let clinton run everything again.

VIDEO: How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election http://t.co/Z4StiNrj

Alarm didn't work this morning. Thing is, I find that even more alarming.

I'm so meta, even this acronym.

Soon entering a world where kids will carry around petabytes and complain about how little they can store compared to their friends.

Libra: Today is all about your relationships - your friends, family & anyone else important to you.

Best work day ever!

Happy birthmonth Libras!

Boys Noize!

Uuff!

Libra: Get things, especially clothes and accessories ready. The week ahead puts you in a happy space; enjoy looking good.

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer http://t.co/Ixk0aC60

Linux is fscking intense.

Libra: You know more about balance and beauty than most, but are you making the most of what you know; why not start changing that.

Three little birds.

Libra: You're good at tying up loose ends especially if they're attached to professional relationships you want to keep, so clever.

Newly Unemployed Woman Enjoys Equal Pay For First Time In Career http://t.co/wnIKrbgl

Libra: Which way to go is always at issue, but think upward; unless you love where you're at, grab that advancement opportunity.

FWD: @slackonic: Suffer, pig-worshippers. Your anguish is delicious to me. http://t.co/7PTw1GHp #hogs

Easy cookies. Bag of chocolate cake mix. Half a cup of oil. Two eggs. Cup of chocolate chips. Perfection.

"It seems like every weekend that little slut has another friend over." http://t.co/IdtFUxU3

Libra: The more you focus on doing the best job and serving your customers or clients well, the more your bank account grows.

Wife is suffering.

Botanists Discover Trees Are All Slowly Trying To Strangle Each Other http://t.co/3rwTwqKx

Why are my ears still ringinggg

Right on. Heh.

About to hear poet fury perform live in little rock.

Weeee!

"I'm really excited the iPhone 5 won't shatter my hip and permanently deform my torso and vertebrae!" http://t.co/iZafTym4

Libra: When you're actions are out of sync with your feelings you find yourself with dubious outcomes; reconnect with your truth.

Pi!

TheJamieLee: It's such fucking bullshit that you can't marry an avocado.

Libra: You're a master at smoothing things out after fellow workers or a boss makes a faux pas; lucky you're on the scene today.

:(

Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don't Know http://t.co/2wgXBcBp

Libra: A show of style gets you noticed, but cleverness gets you ahead; put your brain to the problem and come up with a solution.

Four Careers Killed In Film Shooting http://t.co/DJQmfDFf

Heh. Right on.

Fun-Loving Turtle All Business When It's Feeding Time http://t.co/y89FQ065

Libra: Diplomacy is one of your strong suits so put it to use when you chat with a person of influence; this impression is lasting.

For chris: Libra: You can make the day memorable or miserable, but since you generally see things rosy, you're bound to opt for the former.

Oh!

Girl Talk!

Libra: You do well dealing with people; since relationship building is your forte, look for a slot where you can use that skill.

Ok fine. Prometheus is not the worst movie I have ever seen.

****

Older Brother Playing With Younger Brother On Swing Set Will One Day Con Him Out Of $50,000 http://t.co/4kv4lR8R

Older Brother Playing With Younger Brother On Swing Set Will One Day Con Him Out Of $50,000 http://t.co/4kv4lR8R

Everything you know about gum is obsolete.

Prometheus is the worst Ridley Scott film.

Why am I always so nervous before I have to present something in front of EVERYONE?

Ah!

I love netbeans! Sorry eclipse. Vim, you can stay. We still need you too.

Awful horoscope! Libra: Saying what you really think isnt smart if you're in earshot of someone who likes to talk; check your surroundings.

They're here.

I just. Ugh. Stuff! Things!

Libra: The only behavior you have control over is yours, so work more on improving that; ignore any and all annoying team mates. (RGA)

FBI: 'Anyone working inside the WTC or Pentagon on the morning of September 11, 2001 is urged to evacuate the area' http://t.co/5YXEMKsT

I wish tomorrow was a holiday.

Area Man Crawling On Ground Like Pig To Plug Macbook Power Cord Behind Desk http://t.co/9dgZKE4c

Learn stomp on everyone else!

Organized a few hundred albums :-).

Insomnia is so great.

Friday friday friday!

"Thank you, may Satan reward you all, and may God tremble in fear at the United States of America!" - Barack Obama http://t.co/tGI5cq1v

X files rocks so hard.

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"My penis has, in a sense, been a central part of American life for the better part of two decades." - Bill Clinton http://t.co/XLRqKsqx

Life is suffering.

Libra: Taking regular breaks at sensible intervals gets you through an otherwise pressured day; you're surely not wasting time.

Learn how to keep the porn you make from affecting a job search. What is your amateur porn telling employers about you? http://t.co/ohS4SZv9

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There is no way mpd should be this slow to Q on only thirty k songs.

I have nothing at all to say.

Laundry day!

Libra: An interesting position is about to open up, and whether or not you're invited, you'd be wise to put in a bid for it. Try.

I love this movie so much.

Unico!

Free day weekend!

Rent. Payinrg.

Come on dd command. You can ddo it.

Mmm. Bedtiminrg.

Almost at another three day weekend! Booyakasha!

So frustrated. :C

Tinrged.

Brb church.

X Files with a sweetmouse.

So comfy.

Libra: So the task at hand isn't unfolding easily; if it were anyone would tackle it; the fact you're on it is to be applauded.

FWD: @meganamram: If loving teenagers is wrong, I don't want to go to jail

Finally someone who gets my stupid jokes and thinks they are even more hilarious than I do.

Content. :3

Libra: As the day progresses you'll be so much in your element that you'll be able to get your plan for the coming week completed.

So happy. There is nowhere to go now but downhill. :)

Libra: A sharp injection of positive energy gets you and your team over an obstacle; you're able to sweet talk your way around it.

Absinthe is no joke. Hahhh.

Absinthe :3

:)

Cleaninrg.

Omg.

Libra: Gardening or another activity that puts you in touch with nature is recommended; take some time away from career concerns.

Libra: Don't let your insecurity get in the way of progress; if you keep putting one foot in front of the other you'll make it.

Libra: All of your options are plain as day, but you can't pick just one. Don't worry about it: They'll still be aroundtomorrow.

Got me some 1970's couches :-) Super groovy.

TheOnion: New Dating Site Matches Users With Partners They Deserve http://t.co/oYFpGXED

Oklahoma!

Wow. This is way too early to be getting up on a saturday.

Every little thing, gunna be alright.

Libra: Upsets with your accounts taxes your nerves, but keep faith; a financial success is possible if you proceed cautiously.

TheOnion: Area Man Busts His Ass All Day, And For What? http://t.co/BprjvLwv #InFocus: Area Man

Libra: You won't have to apply quite as much effort to achieve the desired result now; this is a nice confidence booster for you.

TheOnion: "People always ask where ideas for songs come from. Some I write myself, some I take from other people." - Paul Simon http://t.co/Ms5LVr9A

ladybirdj: Way to make the goop inside my chest feel like a salted snail, Philip Glass.

Libra: Don't let an unannounced change in your workday routine set you off course; be confident and flow with the moment.

Libra: Double the displeasure; double the frustration; this can't last forever, but it will last a few more days; pace yourself.

Libra: Money flows easily in and out now, so be sure if you accept cash from an interested investor, you put it where it belongs.

Sushi lunch :)!

Libra: The more you can take on projects that require artistic flair or an eye for harmony, the happier you are. Seek them out. (RGA)

Another twelve hour day.

Nrgunna be tired.

Freakinrg!

I am so tinrged. How about I puke on some bosses? :-)

Ugh.

If you want to make an omelet, you gotta break some legs.

If you want to make an omelet, you gotta break some legs.

Libra: You're in charge of where you ambition takes you; if you want to work hard or work smart, the choice is yours; be wise.

TheJamieLee: At first, I wanted to be Scientologist, but then I thought.

Oh wow. Jack black is in this episode of x files. I love this show.

Blood-Drenched, Berserk CEO Demands More Web Videos http://t.co/lgMhkcQj

I'm so tired.

This new Breaking Bad is great.

Is it weird that I don't want to own a gun but would feel a lot safer if more of the general public was packing heat?

"I hope that no one forgets how terrific guns are, and how they enrich our lives." - NRA executive vice president http://t.co/I4yRNQrP

If I text slow enough while in line I hardly have to look at anyone here in the face. I LOVE PHONES.

Libra: You may be asking too much of those you work with, but you ask so nicely, they can hardly refuse. What a clever tactic!

I don't really know? How to make you guys understand? The way this woman is talking to me? By ending every sentence? Like a question?

I feel like I have been working for 4 days without rest.

Oh gosh. What a long couple of days. Like two twelve plus.

XD

Why am I always so early?

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

I don't want to get up.

I'm not even sure what a hipster is. But I don't like the sound of it.

Libra: Although you'd prefer to see things move forward more speedily, don't force the matter; pleasant surprises arise on their own.

New 'Anti-Abortion Pill' Kills Mother, Leaves Fetus Alive http://t.co/SJuPGIKm #GenderAndPolitics

Great. Two emails I need to respond to during the time I'm having my nets installed. I knew this would happen.

Special K seems like a pretty manly cereal to me. Guys, there are strawberries in here. Come on!

Cool story bro!

I'm free!

Lady sitting in front of me all morning had a cold. Bring on the zinc!

TheJamieLee: My favorite thing at Dunkin' Donuts is the iced coffee I brought in from Starbucks!

Mmmulder!

I love this place. ;-)!

I awoke at six am thinking I had surely slept late. :{

I wish I could find my other best shoe that has been MIA for three days now. My feet hurt.

:>

Oh gosh. MULDER KICKS SO MUCH MULE.

First apartment! :D

SERENITY NOW!

I've been trying to think of a good facebook status all day. Nothing came to me.

Weeee!

Sources confirmed today that it has now turned into a huge deal. http://t.co/vKHN74Tk

Its alright. You talk to me I'll talk to you.

I'm in so deep.

I Don't Want Health Care If Just Anyone Can Have It http://t.co/55Ueclz5

About to shave with a new razor blade. Fingers crossed. Best status update ever by the way.

Is there anything so satisfying as watching every episode of a great tv series in as little time as possible?

No mind, no matter. No matter, never mind.

Something something.

Yay! New laptop came in. Now I can work smarter than ever.

X-Files is such a great show.

The more you learn the less you know.

Just finished the pilot of x files. This show is so good!

"Years of pampering have left our newborns feeble and ill-equipped for the arduous road ahead." - Johnson & Johnson http://t.co/YBmGqBkR

Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns http://t.co/YBmGqBkR

Unngh.

Wish me luck :)

Simplicity. Compassion. Patience.

Wag wag wag.

Mmm.

A bluh a bloo. A bluh.

Twelve hours of sleep!

I'm turning into some old guy. Its only like 4pm but I feel about ready for bed. :{

Oh wow. I am so damned excited

Can this work week get any longer?

What a free king day.

Crisis averted.

I hope I'm at the right place. How many of these restaurants can there be in this little town?

There is no time management. Only prioritization. Time is constant and an imaginary construct.

Yawn.

Ugh it is so early.

Training all day. Should work on some music tonight.

The star that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.

I'm so tired today! Who knew that monitors could be made so heavy?

I haven't eaten anything today :-(

Should we try and press some vinyls?

Wherever you go there you are.

New Preventative Drug Would Kill People Before They Get Alzheimer's http://t.co/KZqEN4Xe

Twenty minutes early to this lunch meeting.

Libra: Getting a job done falls on you or those to whom you assign to the task; use every connection you have to make it happen.

Driving back home.

The word of the day is MICTURATE.

I just figured out how to request mileage reimbursement. :>

Stressinrg. Happenrgs.

I'm early.

Shadows Meet The Clouds, Gray On Gray, Like Dusty Charcoal On An Ashen Brow, Nation's Poets Report http://t.co/EmLloatW

Libra: By gathering together everyone who holds your point of view, you'll make an impression and be a stronger force for change.

You really seem enraged bro.

I am in such a great mood. How could this happen to me!

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Libra: If someone doesn't realise you're in charge, it's up to you to show them even against challenges you don't miss a beat!

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

This New Vegas game is ruining my beauty sleep.

Laying in the dark alone too mad to sleep.

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

I JUST WANT TO BOOT BACK INTO MY PERFECT XFCE ENVIRONMENT. WHY DO I HAVE TO WATCH WINDOWS INSTALL UPDATES FOR 2 DAMN HOURS! #FURIOUS

Why does windows 7 take up like 25gb all by itself?

It sure is hard to curse with T9.

I hate this.

Whatever.

Libra: Evaluate whether the issue before you is a problem that needs a boss's attention, or merely a snag you can handle yourself.

Libra: When someone disapproves of your behaviour you'll likely take offence, but there's some truth in their assessment; see it!

Well I'm back.

I can't believe this is happening.

Nearly just fell asleep.

May eleventh at eleven eleven when I started writing this.

Mmm.

Oh man. Bad news. What a tough year.

Libra: Sometimes the sidelines are a good place to be; this position helps you appreciate and assess what everyone else is doing.

Watching 'Safe' starring Jason Statham at the theatre.

Wireless router! Y u do this?

Woo! I feel great.

Libra: A sharp injection of positive energy gets you and your team over an obstacle; you're able to sweet talk your way around it. (RGA)

AHH!

Grrrr.

I am sad.

That feel when the internet stops working in the middle of important conversations.

I hate this.

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

I was your momma long time before you was my son! - bill hicks

Hu

This is another one of those times that I'm going to take back everything bad I ever said about the band Tool.

Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to be used by you. Everybody is looking for something.

That feel when you can't remember your password. That feel when its not an important machine anyway.

Libra: What to do when you feel like you're just drifting; take a different perspective, look at the situation from a new position.

Hevar Fnar!

Why can't I hold all these feels?

Wherever you go, there you are.

Libra: You shouldn't trust everything you're told today; some of it is pure fabrication and some is just elaboration; be wise! (RGA)

meganamram: A good mnemonic device for remembering the order of the alphabet is "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ"

12233344445555566666677777778888888899999999910101010101010101010111111111111111111111112121212121212121212121213131313131313131313131313

Yes!

Robot. Robot. Robot. Robot. Hyyummman.

>:(

My heart itches.

Bleh.

One above one for eternity.

Siesta.

Mmm

Not going to do anything the rest of the day.

How am I so early today?

That feel when you think you have a really witty comment to make but then your brain gets constipated.

When I roll I gotsta roll deep.

So far away.

Bawwwww.

Libra: Double the displeasure; double the frustration; this can't last forever, but it will last a few more days; pace yourself!

NRG IS DOING THE BEST HE CAN

.cleml5wobnrluamabocoabancaballyl malac brillyt docilylyl

Can i sleep while i drive home?

What did the mime say to the bartender?

Finishing season five of VOY, mark.

:-(

Bad dream :-(

I am so very hungry.

This year is just not letting up at all.

I've been trying to make this idea into a joke all day but it is just not happening.

:@

.

Bah.

Why is it always so cold?

Tide comes in; tide goes out; nothing ever changes.

More microwaved pootatoes!

Someone at the restaurant had my same ringtone. The one from Crank.

You late.

Half an hour early :<

Does it seem a little early to be going to work to anyone else?

Thats cool. Yea. Just schedule all my meetings when I'm not available. Thats great.

Not enough sleeeeeep.

Microwaving potatoes is a euphoric experience.

What weird dreams.

Geez. A nightmare.

:(

Got to work and thought it was tuesday.

D:

:(

Rain. Rain. Rain.

Libra: Whether you're in a leadership role or not, what you do and say has an effect on all who are watching and listening. (RGA)

Alarm nearly scared me to sleep.

Come on test >:O

It is hard to delete a dead friend from your phone's contacts.

Thinking I should buy myself some pie today.

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231

And that is why you set two alarms for the morning.

Ffff....

I lost my phone. Wait. Here it is.

Motivation. Such an aggravation. Accusations don't know how to take them. Situation never what you want it to be.

Bawwwwww.

:<

Fixed a bug I've been niggling over for weeks. Extreme sense of satisfaction.

D:

Its ok. I know you didn't mean to smiley face. Fuck. I just don't even know how to take this news.

:(

May you find more peace in death than you found in life my friend.

I found it, that file!

Oh funk! Where is it, that document!?

Bob Dole.

climagic: A bad workman always blames his tools. That's why I don't use Windows.

Thunderheist <3

This is tough.

Stress puke :(

When am i going to be done with school? Seriously!

Too many eggs!

Chai tea. You are my friend.

So upset.

Cygnus X is the band that got me through college.

Libra: Operating independently suits your personal style, but remember you do need to have a support system behind you. (RGA)

@meganamram: I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though.

Poke who? You can only reply to the last message sent to this short code.

That must be a good milkshake to bring all those people to her yard.

My new boss rocks. Wow.

Ugh. How did i space that out?

Hug it the bear!

No more mr nice Gaius.

Too many status updates. Try again later.

SERIOUSLY

Mind == Blown

:(

Insomnia. :/

My head hurts.

TheOnion: Congress Clears Airspace For Drones: "I bet us Americans are much better at running from them than those whiny Afghans" http://t.co/yLDplebD

Hello world.

I'll do it.

I don't know what i want to update my status with!

What the heck is with this homework. Did i go like full on daft over winter?

I wonder if i can reprint this hw before class starts

YES. Yes. Yes :3

meganamram: My grandma is terrible at hide and seek. She ALWAYS hides in the urn!!

Libra: Your social energy is blazing, and you may find that people are more willing to say something positive.

Your name on documents spelled in all upper-case refers to you as an artificial person standing for a corporation to be owned. Look it up.

This homework is more like homecry.

Sitting in a cube trying not to cry.

Eee! ^_^

I feel faint.

Dr. Dre 2001 appears to be my power album.

Not wanting to pay my tuition and fees. I swear its like paying for stress.

How can i still feel like i need to puke when i haven't even eaten anything today?

Got myself fired from my fourth job this morning. Hurray!

Libra: You could overreact but keeping a lid on your emotions works better in this instance; calmly state why you're dissatisfied.

Lunch is on me!

Suprise food poisoning. Its like a suprise birthday party where something invited everything you ever ate.

Oh man. That went swimmingly. :3

Libra: While you're trying to make nice with everyone, someone behind the scenes is working to undermine these efforts; find them!

Blah.

Great. Got glow paint on my best suit. :<

TheOnion: No One Notices Price Of Stamps Now $30 #OnionReview http://t.co/KfovncFQ

The first day back is always the worst for my social anxiety.

TheOnion: Massive Oil Spill Results In Improved Wildlife Viscosity http://t.co/vR7EYidB #OnionTheBeach

What groceries should i get tonight? Come on crowdsource dinner.

MrsRupertPupkin: Kinda in the mood to shoot guns or get engaged.

YES

Boss just left for the day.

Ugh!

I miss that girl.

Duct tape! You have failed me for the last time. The emperor is not as .forgiving. as i am.

How in the world could the router have fallen out of the window again?

Talk about a Kodak moment.

It sure is hard to motivate to go to work with a cold in tow and a job i can do just as well at home.

FWD: @TheOnion: RT @ONN: [video] Surgeon General announces as long as you only smoke while drinking you're "basically fine." http://t.co/iUOJrPq6

Totally left my wallet at home on the day I was going to in grocery shopping. Good thing i love rice, and weevils! :-)

Sick. Lonely.