Swing! Why won't you paint when I want you to! You pos.

After those dreams its hard to know what to make of reality.

My boss seems like he's fighting the code he's working on a few cubicles over.

Are we there yet?

But with the blast shield down i can't even see, how am i supposed to fight

How come the person in the cubicle next to you always has the most annoying voice. Office space got it so right.

I want cookie dough.

Pan sonic is an interesting way to wake up

TheOnion: It's tempting to use liquor as a cure for insomnia, but be warned: Liquor is quite expensive. http://onion.com/9CANij #InsomniaTips

Wesley crushers real name has been on the tip of my tongue for over an hour now.

TheOnion: Ritalin Cures Next Picasso http://onion.com/doBeyK #OnionHealth

What should i write about on this tech blog.

What is with my bank. There is on way i spent that much.

Breaking into C++ without training and on the fly with only a text editor has been challenging but awesome.

I can't think of any good way to bail on work today to play fallout 3. Guess i'm gunma have to in to the office.

I want to google all over your Facebook while you tweet over your blog. Can you digg it?

The pringles guy would be a horrifying daycare worker. 'Once you pop, you can't stop.'

Is wondering what people would care to read about on a tech blog. Maybe i could just talk about one or two tech articles per day that i like

Porn is like a short film with no element of suspense.

This hour has seemed like about four hours.

In love :)!

Feeling so healthy.

Just watched 'hackers' again. What a srediculously funny movie.

Why did i leave that rotting chicken breast in the trunk of my car? Now there are flies everywhere. Plus the smell is pretty bad.